From The Desk Of Mrs. Ruth Madoff Of united state of America?

So today in my email I received a letter from "Ruth Madoff"(you know, Bernie's wife) and she appears to be having a hard time(you can tell how hard a time she's having by how badly she's written this letter ). Feeling as I do about fraud and Finance I decided to post verbatim (with out all those awful links she was asking me to click on) her email on and to include the email address (not mine of course) she sent it to. With apologies to The Real Ruth and in total amusement here is my letter that I received from the aforementioned "Mrs. Madoff"

To:flickfilms2001@(blank).com

From:madoff_r@yahoo.com

My name is Ruth Madoff wife to bernard madoff am 53yrs old of age, I stay merchant, I have several Industrial companies and good share in various banks in the world. I spend all my life on ministry and corporate business both is Asia, Europe and America here.on 12 March 2009 in New York US authorities confirmed today that they will seize $69m (Ј48.9m) of assets belonging to me Ruth Madoff wife of the multibillion dollar Bernard Madoff, The Prosecutors will seek the $7m Manhattan penthouse registered in my name Ruth Madoff's name as well as another $62m that she had sought to keep, a filing to a New York court said The decision, which will also see the seizure of other homes in Florida,
Antibes and Long Island worth $22m, is a blow to Madoff. His lawyers had argued that i Ruth Madoff`should be able to keep the assets,
including $17m in a bank account, as they were not part of Madoff'smoney and were in my name Ruth Madoff .


Prosecutors have been preparing legal action against me Ruth Madoff amid fears that i will try to flee the United States or move my fortune beyond their reach, I am a very godly woman with all cost I care about orphanage and Lesprivilage people, since when I have an experience to give the little i have to lespriliage and the orphans,I found It uneasy to survive myself, because a lot of my investment Be run and manage by me again. I quickly call up my lawyer to give me
positive thinking on this solution, as my Adviser. He advice me to share my properties, wealth, to Motherless baby/orphanage homes/people that
need money for survivor, Business woman and man for their investment and for future rising.

Therefore I am writing this letter to people who really need help to contact me urgently. so that I can make available preparation on That.Especially women of the day, who are divorced by their husband, why they cannot survive from feeding their self. Please contact me and stop weeping. Probably let me know what you really need the money for, and if
bless you, as you reach me, please to Remind you, don’t belong to scammers or any act of fraudulent act on Internet. I will give more information to you as I await your

Response immediately.
Best Regards
Ruth Madoff.

Whatever it is, I'm against it!

This should be the Republican's new party anthem

I don't know what they have to say

It makes no difference anyway;

Whatever it is, I'm against it!

From Wikipedia

During the climactic football game, at one point Groucho utters the exclamation, "Jumping anaconda!" This seemingly nonsensical phrase probably is a reference to the notorious stock market performance of Anaconda Copper immediately preceding the Great Depression. Groucho had delivered other jokes related to the stock market in the Brothers' preceding films (for example, "The stockholder of yesteryear is the stowaway of today" in Monkey Business) and all the Marx Brothers had experienced severe losses in the 1929 crash.

I guess we should say "Jumping AIG

and again "The stockholder of yesteryear is the stowaway of today"

25 people to blame for the financial crisis

We have these wonderful people to thank for the implosion of the global economy. Thanks guys!